IRC quotes

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corristo> Norwegian c++ it's kind of Norwegian black metal?

Sir_Herrbatka> tricking chris into sound development is the task for the eldertroll ;-) > Sir_Herrbatka strokes KittyCat  >  KittyCat is Chris >  Sir_Herrbatka stopes stroking KittyCat

BrotherBrick> coder is someone who cannot spell programmer

scrawl> mygui is the only lib that changes 1/2 of all the functions in a minor release

werdanith> someone forked OpenMW and fixed a bug werdanith> and I have no idea who he is :P

werdanith> Kromgart will fix all our bugs it seems werdanith> and never say a word on irc or the forum :P

pvdk> aww man i'm not in there # about this page

d3str0y> I have a high level of neanderthal dna

pvdk> "Gill sexually abused his own children, had incestuous relationship with his sister and performed sexual acts on his dog" @Sir_Herrbatka> I will never look at the font the same way

pvdk> i commented out all the mygui.corefont stuff in the mygui xmls, except for the core.skin, and now mygui crashes :( @Sir_Herrbatka> pure some russian vodka on it @Sir_Herrbatka> should help pvdk> hehe tried that, log file said: "DA DA SPASIBA! VVVOOODKAAAA!" pvdk> and then it crashes pvdk> now it won't wake up

Okulo> And then we take all black people and sell them to rich Americans.

Okulo> Haha, you're an American? BrotherBrick> trying not to be, but yes ;)

pvdk> but go ahead and do it, Dijkstra spinning in his grave could prove a nice energy source for us here in Holland

Greendogo> necromantic computer hackers are infecting everyone's computers with visual virus infections causing anyone that looks at their screens to have a convulsive seizure, dying and rising back from the dead Sir_Herrbatka> yes, it's called windows :]

werdanith> the more time that goes by werdanith> the less imagination you need to play OpenMW ;)

AlienCat> I know a girl who... nvm swick> 0.0 AlienCat> speaking of everything sucks

Sir_Herrbatka> i'm back werdanith> I'm front artorius> who's in the middle?

corristo> yo dawg we heard u like to define while define so we put some windows defines in your defines corristo> so you can ifdef while u ifdef

werdanith> ohh, I know what you should do werdanith> write a gallium3d direct3d driver werdanith> and load it into mesa werdanith> and then you'll get the DirectX option on linux :P werdanith> piece of cake

corristo> enlarge your OpenMW!

pvdk> i don't really care what people run, as long as they don't complain about bugs in software I wrote on their systems Okulo> speaking of bugs in software you wrote... ಠ_ಠ pvdk> yes, bugs in my software? Okulo> Launcher! pvdk> yeah I KNOW Okulo> HAVE YOU FIXED THE LAUNCHER YET? Okulo> FIX THE LAUNCHER pvdk> I CANT GET CMAKE TO FIND OPENAL Okulo> FEEKS TEH LUNCHER serpentine> HEY HEY THE LAUNCHER THERE'S A BUG pvdk> AND I NEED IT TO BE ABLE TO COMPILE THE FUCKING COMPONENTS WHICH THE LAUNCHER ONLY NEEDS FOR ESM READING AND CONFIG FILES Okulo> OMG WTF WHY DOOS IT DEFOLT BAK 2 TEH RENDERAR Okulo> PVDK IS TEH SHITY PRGRAMAR =( =( =( =( artorius> LOL

serpentine> Well, you see - women like a guy who is good with his hands, able to make what he needs and sustain himself. To live in the wilderness of unaware lunix dwellers and macophiles; the swagger of the gentleman and the framework of the caveman. serpentine> A bit like lions really, they, too have what could be seen as unix-beards

scrawl> openmw just got to a whole new level scrawl> because you can now steal fargoth's ring !!!!

K1ll> I'M RUNNING FREE(WIND) BrotherBrick> sounds like the toilet after a night of curry

jvoisin> Rule 1: You are playing The Game. jvoisin> You, along with everyone else in the world, always is always has been, jvoisin> and always will be playing The Game. Neither awareness nor consent is required to play. jvoisin> Rule 2: Every time you think about The Game, you lose. jvoisin> Loss is temporary; as soon as you forget about The Game you stop losing. jvoisin> The objective of The Game is to forget that it exists. Good luck. jvoisin> Rule 3: Loss of The Game must be announced. jvoisin> Every time you think about The Game, and hence lose, you must say so. jvoisin> This is the only rule that can be broken, but do you really need to cheat..?

BrotherBrick> works for me BrotherBrick> works in chrome and ff StraToN> i think it may even work on ie

Sarutobi> the second player should be able to play Jiub

KittyCat> NPCs will happily walk through walls when the animation moves them through it                                                                                                                   sakuramboo> just like real life

 Because I'm really looking forward to a version of MW that runs faster, doesn't crash after a few straight hours of gameplay, etc. ;p I think a version of Morrowind that doesn't crash would ruin my immersion.. I vote we instate random memory leaks.  You're mistaking "immersion" for "genuine gameplay experience"

trenchcoat> scrawl, are you looking to implement any new shaders such as DoF or SSAO in the near future? scrawl> i want to but they dont let me.

corristo> ^_^ corristo> just watched Mr Popper's Penguins corristo> Is it Linus biography? I heard he was gifted penguin once corristo> :-D Sir_herrbatka> no Sir_herrbatka> linus biography is Star Wars Sir_herrbatka> linus is R2D2 corristo> running Linux itself corristo> based on Raspberry Pi Sir_herrbatka> indeed corristo> R2 means "raspberry pi rev. 2"

werdanith> my ten year old cousin installed ubuntu on his desktop, on his own werdanith> that kid is going to outgeek me greye> Throw away any gui and be sure about it. werdanith> throw him into the console with 'man man' as the first instruction right? werdanith> either he'll drown or come out RMS on the other side

greye> The best thing you can learn is that C++ is awful, it is not any good, but there are no better language.

werdanith> C++: an octopus made by nailing extra legs onto a dog.

scrawl> i am the mastermind behind everything

evilslon> , sakuramboo>. lgro> ♪ dscharrer> i thought the next logical step was ; lgro> ouch, my bad

guuus_> can't we put fadein in a frameListener? scrawl> framelistener are EVIL.

greye> http://gamelab.mit.edu/games/a-slower-speed-of-light/ Sir_herrbatka> no linux variant? Sir_herrbatka> :( KittyCat> well, duh. you can't make linux slower than the speed of light KittyCat> :P

jvoisin> less than one minute to compile openmw :) jvoisin> 54.22s jvoisin> *achivement unlocked*

Notling> g'night :p @Sir_Herrbatka> Notling: good night AceSwe> Night pvdk> aww she's sweet :) @Sir_Herrbatka> pvdk: that was faster then 2 wpm pvdk> yes i had an extra ...finger

wheybags> i've been meaning to try bsd for a while now wheybags> if i do, i'll give compiling openmw a shot :P BrotherBrick> do it now BrotherBrick> ;) wheybags> i am on a train :P BrotherBrick> is the train running bsd? @Sir_Herrbatka> it runs ruby @Sir_Herrbatka> on rails

dougmencken> also newbies who don't know anything about cmake would be in fear dougmencken> well, there's Firefox way: "99.999999999% people just download .exe dougmencken> mozilla team is so rough dougmencken> but they sent me the t-shirt :) dougmencken> not my size, but with firefox logo

dougmencken> why is today different from past 6 days? dougmencken> at least for me mike29> it's thursday ;)

scrawl> This license is licensed under... scrawl> You may only use this license if you license your own license under the same license scrawl> There is no warranty when using this license!

pvdk_> i need scrawl too pvdk_> where is he pvdk_> he should be in here * pvdk_ casts a Summon Scrawl spell scrawl joins channel pvdk_> oh that was quicker than i thought scrawl> ...

Yrol_Denjeah> Oh crap, i greeted. [after a few minutes] Yrol_Denjeah> jesus, you sure like to listen to yourself, disgusting... <-- Yrol_Denjeah has left this channel (".").

Rebel-Rider> you shoudl try deep frying strips of whale dipped in flour egg and pepper mix, oah! hut_> ah, whale meat talk again

KittyCat> "yeah, we say to use 'x\foo.nif', but we mean 'x\xfoo.nif' and 'x\xfoo.kf', maybe, lolz"

scrawl> achievement unlocked scrawl> crashed GDB

axujen> hey as long as its customizable than i dont care if its crap axujen> because then its my crap :) TorbenC> Your crap is the same as my crap, it's just utter crap.

kcat (chris)opened pull request #875: Animation layering. Reaction… Honkeh> ! gus2> KittyCat: :D riothamus> eeek!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! scrawl> weeeee :D Honkeh> KittyCat: Congrats gus2> indeed KittyCat> thanks riothamus> i am squeeling like a girl right now riothamus> how nerdy is that

arvisrend> wait wait arvisrend> you have a quotes page? BrotherBrick> arvisrend: hehhehehehehhe BrotherBrick> yes BrotherBrick> you will be quoted Notling|Zzzzzz> yayyy! arvisrend> if that's the price for getting a link

hut_> People are not equal. For example, I'm a player and you're all NPC's.

pvdk_> well check your logs and you'll notice that i don't like dolphins pvdk_> at least not since the incident... > Sir_Herrbatka does not want to know > * darkf does ;D pvdk_> na it's a bit hard talking about it... like the dolphin was: a bit hard

@Sir_Herrbatka> pvdk: what's your penis size?

gus_> I am better at introducing bugs in already existing code

Rebel-Rider> heh, encountered some strangeness with openmw, the dark brotherhood quest suddenly started after sleeping a bit. but the assasin that showed up was stark naked and didnt have any weapons, scary... ^^ Kacktus> Rebel-Rider: prepare to be raped in your sleep.

Ananace> Sir_herrbatka: Friends let other friends touch their privates

Sir_herrbatka> KittyCat: do you ever sleep? KttyCat> no, my programmer was lazy and used a busy loop

wheybags> duke nukem forever is out wheybags> so we must be pretty late

ablepharus> the only good vim mode i saw, is in emacs Sir_herrbatka> ablepharus: i heared that vim mode in vim is ok ;-) bwrsandman> depends on your vimrc ablepharus> nah, it lacks that original vim feeling ablepharus> xD

bwrsandman> We'll start our own channel with blackjack and hookers.

bwrsandman> visual basic... an exception? let me wipe all my global variables, then! bwrsandman> visual basic: first element of a conjuction is false? let me check the second, just to be sure

pvdk> i should be able to get back to openmw coding in two weeks raevol> \o/ pvdk> ? jvoisin> \o/ jeaye> \o/ pvdk> ? pvdk> is that a guy cheering or lol? jeaye> or gal pvdk> jeaye: you a gal? jeaye> Nope. jeaye> I like female cheerleaders though. pvdk> who doesn't

weirdsexy> I want to try getting an interview with Bethesda. And then when the interviewer asks the first question, just start yelling "SPEARS" and bits of Morrowind dialog until they escort me from the building.

axujen> wow 0.28 axujen> such release axujen> much anticipated

skullgrid> let's port openmw to UEFI

pvdk> i want to spellcheck the english stuff Sir_herrbatka> pvdk: you can't pvdk> i could do that before we decide to publish pvdk> why not? Sir_herrbatka> last time you did, people asked me if i'm dutch

scrawl> what would be better than openmw? :( scrawl> is there a single thing in this world better than openmw? NO! Sir_herrbatka> scrawl: sex? scrawl> xXxOpenMWMorrowindMultiplayerXx

o11c> so ... it's okay if you leak the contents of memory to the entire internet, as long as it does it quickly?

serpentine> js for logic is like AIDS for breakfast

pvdk> poop = boob pvdk> gives the same satisfaction

Sycamore> Guys, what language is openmw written in? I'd like to contribute with patches and stuff, but I don't know where to begin eroen> c++ with boost and ogre greye> Sounds like 'the good, the bad and the ugly'.

pvdk> dolphins rape you, hut pvdk> another one misinformed about the truth behind dolphins pvdk> the propaganda has worked apparently hut> XD hut> so tell me hut> how do dolphins rape people? pvdk> by fucking them without their consent swick> like they fuck fish hut> do they do finjobs too? swick> I… wat?