IRC quotes

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corristo> Norwegian c++ it's kind of Norwegian black metal?

Sir_Herrbatka> tricking chris into sound development is the task for the eldertroll ;-) > Sir_Herrbatka strokes KittyCat  >  KittyCat is Chris >  Sir_Herrbatka stopes stroking KittyCat

BrotherBrick> coder is someone who cannot spell programmer

scrawl> mygui is the only lib that changes 1/2 of all the functions in a minor release

werdanith> someone forked OpenMW and fixed a bug werdanith> and I have no idea who he is :P

werdanith> Kromgart will fix all our bugs it seems werdanith> and never say a word on irc or the forum :P

pvdk> aww man i'm not in there # about this page

d3str0y> I have a high level of neanderthal dna

pvdk> "Gill sexually abused his own children, had incestuous relationship with his sister and performed sexual acts on his dog" @Sir_Herrbatka> I will never look at the font the same way

pvdk> i commented out all the mygui.corefont stuff in the mygui xmls, except for the core.skin, and now mygui crashes :( @Sir_Herrbatka> pure some russian vodka on it @Sir_Herrbatka> should help pvdk> hehe tried that, log file said: "DA DA SPASIBA! VVVOOODKAAAA!" pvdk> and then it crashes pvdk> now it won't wake up

Okulo> And then we take all black people and sell them to rich Americans.

Okulo> Haha, you're an American? BrotherBrick> trying not to be, but yes ;)

pvdk> but go ahead and do it, Dijkstra spinning in his grave could prove a nice energy source for us here in Holland

Greendogo> necromantic computer hackers are infecting everyone's computers with visual virus infections causing anyone that looks at their screens to have a convulsive seizure, dying and rising back from the dead Sir_Herrbatka> yes, it's called windows :]

werdanith> the more time that goes by werdanith> the less imagination you need to play OpenMW ;)

AlienCat> I know a girl who... nvm swick> 0.0 AlienCat> speaking of everything sucks

Sir_Herrbatka> i'm back werdanith> I'm front artorius> who's in the middle?

corristo> yo dawg we heard u like to define while define so we put some windows defines in your defines corristo> so you can ifdef while u ifdef

werdanith> ohh, I know what you should do werdanith> write a gallium3d direct3d driver werdanith> and load it into mesa werdanith> and then you'll get the DirectX option on linux :P werdanith> piece of cake

corristo> enlarge your OpenMW!

pvdk> i don't really care what people run, as long as they don't complain about bugs in software I wrote on their systems Okulo> speaking of bugs in software you wrote... ಠ_ಠ pvdk> yes, bugs in my software? Okulo> Launcher! pvdk> yeah I KNOW Okulo> HAVE YOU FIXED THE LAUNCHER YET? Okulo> FIX THE LAUNCHER pvdk> I CANT GET CMAKE TO FIND OPENAL Okulo> FEEKS TEH LUNCHER serpentine> HEY HEY THE LAUNCHER THERE'S A BUG pvdk> AND I NEED IT TO BE ABLE TO COMPILE THE FUCKING COMPONENTS WHICH THE LAUNCHER ONLY NEEDS FOR ESM READING AND CONFIG FILES Okulo> OMG WTF WHY DOOS IT DEFOLT BAK 2 TEH RENDERAR Okulo> PVDK IS TEH SHITY PRGRAMAR =( =( =( =( artorius> LOL

serpentine> Well, you see - women like a guy who is good with his hands, able to make what he needs and sustain himself. To live in the wilderness of unaware lunix dwellers and macophiles; the swagger of the gentleman and the framework of the caveman. serpentine> A bit like lions really, they, too have what could be seen as unix-beards

scrawl> openmw just got to a whole new level scrawl> because you can now steal fargoth's ring !!!!

K1ll> I'M RUNNING FREE(WIND) BrotherBrick> sounds like the toilet after a night of curry

jvoisin> Rule 1: You are playing The Game. jvoisin> You, along with everyone else in the world, always is always has been, jvoisin> and always will be playing The Game. Neither awareness nor consent is required to play. jvoisin> Rule 2: Every time you think about The Game, you lose. jvoisin> Loss is temporary; as soon as you forget about The Game you stop losing. jvoisin> The objective of The Game is to forget that it exists. Good luck. jvoisin> Rule 3: Loss of The Game must be announced. jvoisin> Every time you think about The Game, and hence lose, you must say so. jvoisin> This is the only rule that can be broken, but do you really need to cheat..?

BrotherBrick> works for me BrotherBrick> works in chrome and ff StraToN> i think it may even work on ie

Sarutobi> the second player should be able to play Jiub

KittyCat> NPCs will happily walk through walls when the animation moves them through it                                                                                                                   sakuramboo> just like real life

 Because I'm really looking forward to a version of MW that runs faster, doesn't crash after a few straight hours of gameplay, etc. ;p I think a version of Morrowind that doesn't crash would ruin my immersion.. I vote we instate random memory leaks.  You're mistaking "immersion" for "genuine gameplay experience"

trenchcoat> scrawl, are you looking to implement any new shaders such as DoF or SSAO in the near future? scrawl> i want to but they dont let me.

corristo> ^_^ corristo> just watched Mr Popper's Penguins corristo> Is it Linus biography? I heard he was gifted penguin once corristo> :-D Sir_herrbatka> no Sir_herrbatka> linus biography is Star Wars Sir_herrbatka> linus is R2D2 corristo> running Linux itself corristo> based on Raspberry Pi Sir_herrbatka> indeed corristo> R2 means "raspberry pi rev. 2"

werdanith> my ten year old cousin installed ubuntu on his desktop, on his own werdanith> that kid is going to outgeek me greye> Throw away any gui and be sure about it. werdanith> throw him into the console with 'man man' as the first instruction right? werdanith> either he'll drown or come out RMS on the other side

greye> The best thing you can learn is that C++ is awful, it is not any good, but there are no better language.

werdanith> C++: an octopus made by nailing extra legs onto a dog.

scrawl> i am the mastermind behind everything

evilslon> , sakuramboo>. lgro> ♪ dscharrer> i thought the next logical step was ; lgro> ouch, my bad

guuus_> can't we put fadein in a frameListener? scrawl> framelistener are EVIL.

greye> http://gamelab.mit.edu/games/a-slower-speed-of-light/ Sir_herrbatka> no linux variant? Sir_herrbatka> :( KittyCat> well, duh. you can't make linux slower than the speed of light KittyCat> :P

jvoisin> less than one minute to compile openmw :) jvoisin> 54.22s jvoisin> *achivement unlocked*

Notling> g'night :p @Sir_Herrbatka> Notling: good night AceSwe> Night pvdk> aww she's sweet :) @Sir_Herrbatka> pvdk: that was faster then 2 wpm pvdk> yes i had an extra ...finger

wheybags> i've been meaning to try bsd for a while now wheybags> if i do, i'll give compiling openmw a shot :P BrotherBrick> do it now BrotherBrick> ;) wheybags> i am on a train :P BrotherBrick> is the train running bsd? @Sir_Herrbatka> it runs ruby @Sir_Herrbatka> on rails

dougmencken> also newbies who don't know anything about cmake would be in fear dougmencken> well, there's Firefox way: "99.999999999% people just download .exe dougmencken> mozilla team is so rough dougmencken> but they sent me the t-shirt :) dougmencken> not my size, but with firefox logo

dougmencken> why is today different from past 6 days? dougmencken> at least for me mike29> it's thursday ;)

scrawl> This license is licensed under... scrawl> You may only use this license if you license your own license under the same license scrawl> There is no warranty when using this license!

pvdk_> i need scrawl too pvdk_> where is he pvdk_> he should be in here * pvdk_ casts a Summon Scrawl spell scrawl joins channel pvdk_> oh that was quicker than i thought scrawl> ...

Yrol_Denjeah> Oh crap, i greeted. [after a few minutes] Yrol_Denjeah> jesus, you sure like to listen to yourself, disgusting... <-- Yrol_Denjeah has left this channel (".").

Rebel-Rider> you shoudl try deep frying strips of whale dipped in flour egg and pepper mix, oah! hut_> ah, whale meat talk again

KittyCat> "yeah, we say to use 'x\foo.nif', but we mean 'x\xfoo.nif' and 'x\xfoo.kf', maybe, lolz"

scrawl> achievement unlocked scrawl> crashed GDB

axujen> hey as long as its customizable than i dont care if its crap axujen> because then its my crap :) TorbenC> Your crap is the same as my crap, it's just utter crap.

kcat (chris)opened pull request #875: Animation layering. Reaction… Honkeh> ! gus2> KittyCat: :D riothamus> eeek!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! scrawl> weeeee :D Honkeh> KittyCat: Congrats gus2> indeed KittyCat> thanks riothamus> i am squeeling like a girl right now riothamus> how nerdy is that

arvisrend> wait wait arvisrend> you have a quotes page? BrotherBrick> arvisrend: hehhehehehehhe BrotherBrick> yes BrotherBrick> you will be quoted Notling|Zzzzzz> yayyy! arvisrend> if that's the price for getting a link

hut_> People are not equal. For example, I'm a player and you're all NPC's.

pvdk_> well check your logs and you'll notice that i don't like dolphins pvdk_> at least not since the incident... > Sir_Herrbatka does not want to know > * darkf does ;D pvdk_> na it's a bit hard talking about it... like the dolphin was: a bit hard

@Sir_Herrbatka> pvdk: what's your penis size?

gus_> I am better at introducing bugs in already existing code

Rebel-Rider> heh, encountered some strangeness with openmw, the dark brotherhood quest suddenly started after sleeping a bit. but the assasin that showed up was stark naked and didnt have any weapons, scary... ^^ Kacktus> Rebel-Rider: prepare to be raped in your sleep.

Ananace> Sir_herrbatka: Friends let other friends touch their privates

Sir_herrbatka> KittyCat: do you ever sleep? KttyCat> no, my programmer was lazy and used a busy loop

wheybags> duke nukem forever is out wheybags> so we must be pretty late

ablepharus> the only good vim mode i saw, is in emacs Sir_herrbatka> ablepharus: i heared that vim mode in vim is ok ;-) bwrsandman> depends on your vimrc ablepharus> nah, it lacks that original vim feeling ablepharus> xD

bwrsandman> We'll start our own channel with blackjack and hookers.

bwrsandman> visual basic... an exception? let me wipe all my global variables, then! bwrsandman> visual basic: first element of a conjuction is false? let me check the second, just to be sure

pvdk> i should be able to get back to openmw coding in two weeks raevol> \o/ pvdk> ? jvoisin> \o/ jeaye> \o/ pvdk> ? pvdk> is that a guy cheering or lol? jeaye> or gal pvdk> jeaye: you a gal? jeaye> Nope. jeaye> I like female cheerleaders though. pvdk> who doesn't