IRC quotes

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corristo> Norwegian c++ it's kind of Norwegian black metal?

Sir_Herrbatka> tricking chris into sound development is the task for the eldertroll ;-)
>  Sir_Herrbatka strokes KittyCat 
>  KittyCat is Chris
>  Sir_Herrbatka stopes stroking KittyCat

BrotherBrick> coder is someone who cannot spell programmer

scrawl> mygui is the only lib that changes 1/2 of all the functions in a minor release

werdanith> someone forked OpenMW and fixed a bug
werdanith> and I have no idea who he is :P

werdanith> Kromgart will fix all our bugs it seems
werdanith> and never say a word on irc or the forum :P

pvdk> aww man i'm not in there # about this page

d3str0y> I have a high level of neanderthal dna

pvdk> "Gill sexually abused his own children, had incestuous relationship with his sister and performed sexual acts on his dog"
@Sir_Herrbatka> I will never look at the font the same way

pvdk> i commented out all the mygui.corefont stuff in the mygui xmls, except for the core.skin, and now mygui crashes :(
@Sir_Herrbatka> pure some russian vodka on it
@Sir_Herrbatka> should help
pvdk> hehe tried that, log file said: "DA DA SPASIBA! VVVOOODKAAAA!"
pvdk> and then it crashes
pvdk> now it won't wake up

Okulo> And then we take all black people and sell them to rich Americans.

Okulo> Haha, you're an American?
BrotherBrick> trying not to be, but yes ;)

pvdk> but go ahead and do it, Dijkstra spinning in his grave could prove a nice energy source for us here in Holland

Greendogo> necromantic computer hackers are infecting everyone's computers with visual virus infections causing anyone that looks at their screens to have a convulsive seizure, dying and rising back from the dead
Sir_Herrbatka> yes, it's called windows :]

werdanith> the more time that goes by
werdanith> the less imagination you need to play OpenMW ;)

AlienCat> I know a girl who... nvm
swick> 0.0
AlienCat> speaking of everything sucks

Sir_Herrbatka> i'm back
werdanith> I'm front
artorius> who's in the middle?

corristo> yo dawg we heard u like to define while define so we put some windows defines in your defines
corristo> so you can ifdef while u ifdef

werdanith> ohh, I know what you should do
werdanith> write a gallium3d direct3d driver
werdanith> and load it into mesa
werdanith> and then you'll get the DirectX option on linux :P
werdanith> piece of cake

corristo> enlarge your OpenMW!

pvdk> i don't really care what people run, as long as they don't complain about bugs in software I wrote on their systems
Okulo> speaking of bugs in software you wrote... ಠ_ಠ
pvdk> yes, bugs in my software?
Okulo> Launcher!
pvdk> yeah I KNOW
Okulo> HAVE YOU FIXED THE LAUNCHER YET?
Okulo> FIX THE LAUNCHER
pvdk> I CANT GET CMAKE TO FIND OPENAL
Okulo> FEEKS TEH LUNCHER
serpentine> HEY HEY THE LAUNCHER THERE'S A BUG
pvdk> AND I NEED IT TO BE ABLE TO COMPILE THE FUCKING COMPONENTS WHICH THE LAUNCHER ONLY NEEDS FOR ESM READING AND CONFIG FILES
Okulo> OMG WTF WHY DOOS IT DEFOLT BAK 2 TEH RENDERAR
Okulo> PVDK IS TEH SHITY PRGRAMAR =( =( =( =(
artorius> LOL

serpentine> Well, you see - women like a guy who is good with his hands, able to make what he needs and sustain himself. To live in the wilderness of unaware lunix dwellers and macophiles; the swagger of the gentleman and the framework of the caveman.
serpentine> A bit like lions really, they, too have what could be seen as unix-beards

scrawl> openmw just got to a whole new level
scrawl> because you can now steal fargoth's ring !!!!

K1ll> I'M RUNNING FREE(WIND)
BrotherBrick> sounds like the toilet after a night of curry

jvoisin> Rule 1: You are playing The Game.
jvoisin> You, along with everyone else in the world, always is always has been,
jvoisin> and always will be playing The Game. Neither awareness nor consent is required to play.
jvoisin> Rule 2: Every time you think about The Game, you lose.
jvoisin> Loss is temporary; as soon as you forget about The Game you stop losing.
jvoisin> The objective of The Game is to forget that it exists. Good luck.
jvoisin> Rule 3: Loss of The Game must be announced.
jvoisin> Every time you think about The Game, and hence lose, you must say so.             
jvoisin> This is the only rule that can be broken, but do you really need to cheat..?

BrotherBrick> works for me
BrotherBrick> works in chrome and ff
StraToN> i think it may even work on ie

Sarutobi> the second player should be able to play Jiub

KittyCat> NPCs will happily walk through walls when the animation moves them through it                                                                                                                   
sakuramboo> just like real life

<Eppy_> Because I'm really looking forward to a version of MW that runs faster, doesn't crash after a few straight hours of gameplay, etc. ;p
<wry> I think a version of Morrowind that doesn't crash would ruin my immersion..
<wry> I vote we instate random memory leaks.
<Eppy_> You're mistaking "immersion" for "genuine gameplay experience"

trenchcoat> scrawl, are you looking to implement any new shaders such as DoF or SSAO in the near future?
scrawl> i want to but they dont let me.

corristo> ^_^
corristo> just watched Mr Popper's Penguins
corristo> Is it Linus biography? I heard he was gifted penguin once
corristo> :-D
Sir_herrbatka> no
Sir_herrbatka> linus biography is Star Wars
Sir_herrbatka> linus is R2D2
corristo> running Linux itself
corristo> based on Raspberry Pi
Sir_herrbatka> indeed
corristo> R2 means "raspberry pi rev. 2"

werdanith> my ten year old cousin installed ubuntu on his desktop, on his own
werdanith> that kid is going to outgeek me
greye> Throw away any gui and be sure about it.
werdanith> throw him into the console with 'man man' as the first instruction right?
werdanith> either he'll drown or come out RMS on the other side

greye> The best thing you can learn is that C++ is awful, it is not any good, but there are no better language.

werdanith> C++: an octopus made by nailing extra legs onto a dog.

scrawl> i am the mastermind behind everything

evilslon> ,
sakuramboo> .
lgro> ♪
dscharrer> i thought the next logical step was ;
lgro> ouch, my bad

guuus_> can't we put fadein in a frameListener?
scrawl> framelistener are EVIL.

greye> http://gamelab.mit.edu/games/a-slower-speed-of-light/
Sir_herrbatka> no linux variant?
Sir_herrbatka> :(
KittyCat> well, duh. you can't make linux slower than the speed of light
KittyCat> :P

jvoisin> less than one minute to compile openmw :)
jvoisin> 54.22s
jvoisin> *achivement unlocked*

Notling> g'night :p
@Sir_Herrbatka> Notling: good night
AceSwe> Night
pvdk> aww she's sweet :)
@Sir_Herrbatka> pvdk: that was faster then 2 wpm 
pvdk> yes i had an extra ...finger

wheybags> i've been meaning to try bsd for a while now
wheybags> if i do, i'll give compiling openmw a shot :P
BrotherBrick> do it now
BrotherBrick> ;)
wheybags> i am on a train :P
BrotherBrick> is the train running bsd?
@Sir_Herrbatka> it runs ruby
@Sir_Herrbatka> on rails

dougmencken> also newbies who don't know anything about cmake would be in fear
dougmencken> well, there's Firefox way: "99.999999999% people just download .exe
dougmencken> mozilla team is so rough
dougmencken> but they sent me the t-shirt :)
dougmencken> not my size, but with firefox logo

dougmencken> why is today different from past 6 days?
dougmencken> at least for me
mike29> it's thursday ;)

scrawl> This license is licensed under...
scrawl> You may only use this license if you license your own license under the same license
scrawl> There is no warranty when using this license!

pvdk_> i need scrawl too
pvdk_> where is he
pvdk_> he should be in here
 * pvdk_ casts a Summon Scrawl spell
scrawl joins channel
pvdk_> oh that was quicker than i thought
scrawl> ...

Yrol_Denjeah> Oh crap, i greeted.
[after a few minutes]
Yrol_Denjeah> jesus, you sure like to listen to yourself, disgusting...
<-- Yrol_Denjeah has left this channel (".").

Rebel-Rider> you shoudl try deep frying strips of whale dipped in flour egg and pepper mix, oah!
hut_> ah, whale meat talk again

KittyCat> "yeah, we say to use 'x\foo.nif', but we mean 'x\xfoo.nif' and 'x\xfoo.kf', maybe, lolz"

scrawl> achievement unlocked
scrawl> crashed GDB

axujen> hey as long as its customizable than i dont care if its crap
axujen> because then its my crap :)
TorbenC> Your crap is the same as my crap, it's just utter crap.

kcat (chris)opened pull request #875: Animation layering. Reaction…

Honkeh> !
gus2> KittyCat: :D
riothamus> eeek!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
scrawl> weeeee :D
Honkeh> KittyCat: Congrats
gus2> indeed
KittyCat> thanks
riothamus> i am squeeling like a girl right now
riothamus> how nerdy is that

arvisrend> wait wait
arvisrend> you have a quotes page?
BrotherBrick> arvisrend: hehhehehehehhe
BrotherBrick> yes
BrotherBrick> you will be quoted
Notling|Zzzzzz> yayyy!
arvisrend> if that's the price for getting a link

hut_> People are not equal.  For example, I'm a player and you're all NPC's.

pvdk_> well check your logs and you'll notice that i don't like dolphins
pvdk_> at least not since the incident...
> Sir_Herrbatka does not want to know
>  * darkf does ;D
pvdk_> na it's a bit hard talking about it... like the dolphin was: a bit hard

@Sir_Herrbatka> pvdk: what's your penis size?

gus_> I am better at introducing bugs in already existing code

Rebel-Rider> heh, encountered some strangeness with openmw, the dark brotherhood quest suddenly started after sleeping a bit. but the assasin that showed up was stark naked and didnt have any weapons, scary... ^^
Kacktus> Rebel-Rider: prepare to be raped in your sleep.

Ananace> Sir_herrbatka: Friends let other friends touch their privates

Sir_herrbatka> KittyCat: do you ever sleep?
KttyCat> no, my programmer was lazy and used a busy loop

wheybags> duke nukem forever is out
wheybags> so we must be pretty late

ablepharus> the only good vim mode i saw, is in emacs
Sir_herrbatka> ablepharus: i heared that vim mode in vim is ok ;-)
bwrsandman> depends on your vimrc
ablepharus> nah, it lacks that original vim feeling
ablepharus> xD

bwrsandman> We'll start our own channel with blackjack and hookers.