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  corristo> enlarge your OpenMW!
  corristo> enlarge your OpenMW!
pvdk> i don't really care what people run, as long as they don't complain about bugs in software I wrote on their systems
Okulo> pvdk, speaking of bugs in software you wrote... ಠ_ಠ
pvdk> Okulo: yes, bugs in my software?
Okulo> pvdk: Launcher!
pvdk> yeah I KNOW
Okulo> pvdk: HAVE YOU FIXED THE LAUNCHER YET?
Okulo> FIX THE LAUNCHER
pvdk> I CANT GET CMAKE TO FIND OPENAL
Okulo> FEEKS TEH LUNCHER
serpentine> HEY HEY THE LAUNCHER THERE'S A BUG
pvdk> AND I NEED IT TO BE ABLE TO COMPILE THE FUCKING COMPONENTS WHICH THE LAUNCHER ONLY NEEDS FOR ESM READING AND CONFIG FILES
Okulo> OMG WTF WHY DOOS IT DEFOLT BAK 2 TEH RENDERAR
Okulo> PVDK IS TEH SHITY PRGRAMAR =( =( =( =(
artorius> LOL

Revision as of 20:31, 24 April 2012

Warning, the following text are quotes from our irc channel and can be disturbing. I strongly recommend to not read it. Remember: What was seen cannot be unseen!


corristo> Norwegian c++ it's kind of Norwegian black metal?
Sir_Herrbatka> tricking chris into sound development is the task for the eldertroll ;-)
>  Sir_Herrbatka strokes KittyCat 
>  KittyCat is Chris
>  Sir_Herrbatka stopes stroking KittyCat
BrotherBrick> coder is someone who cannot spell programmer
scrawl> mygui is the only lib that changes 1/2 of all the functions in a minor release
werdanith> someone forked OpenMW and fixed a bug
werdanith> and I have no idea who he is :P
werdanith> Kromgart will fix all our bugs it seems
werdanith> and never say a word on irc or the forum :P
pvdk> aww man i'm not in there # about this page
d3str0y> I have a high level of neanderthal dna
pvdk> "Gill sexually abused his own children, had incestuous relationship with his sister and performed sexual acts on his dog"
@Sir_Herrbatka> I will never look at the font the same way
pvdk> i commented out all the mygui.corefont stuff in the mygui xmls, except for the core.skin, and now mygui crashes :(
@Sir_Herrbatka> pure some russian vodka on it
@Sir_Herrbatka> should help
pvdk> hehe tried that, log file said: "DA DA SPASIBA! VVVOOODKAAAA!"
pvdk> and then it crashes
pvdk> now it won't wake up
Okulo> And then we take all black people and sell them to rich Americans.
Okulo> Haha, you're an American?
BrotherBrick> trying not to be, but yes ;)
pvdk> but go ahead and do it, Dijkstra spinning in his grave could prove a nice energy source for us here in Holland
Greendogo> necromantic computer hackers are infecting everyone's computers with visual virus infections causing anyone that looks at their screens to have a convulsive seizure, dying and rising back from the dead
Sir_Herrbatka> yes, it's called windows :]
werdanith> the more time that goes by
werdanith> the less imagination you need to play OpenMW ;)
AlienCat> I know a girl who... nvm
swick> 0.0
AlienCat> speaking of everything sucks
Sir_Herrbatka> i'm back
werdanith> I'm front
artorius> who's in the middle?
corristo> yo dawg we heard u like to define while define so we put some windows defines in your defines
corristo> so you can ifdef while u ifdef
werdanith> ohh, I know what you should do
werdanith> write a gallium3d direct3d driver
werdanith> and load it into mesa
werdanith> and then you'll get the DirectX option on linux :P
werdanith> piece of cake
corristo> enlarge your OpenMW!

pvdk> i don't really care what people run, as long as they don't complain about bugs in software I wrote on their systems Okulo> pvdk, speaking of bugs in software you wrote... ಠ_ಠ pvdk> Okulo: yes, bugs in my software? Okulo> pvdk: Launcher! pvdk> yeah I KNOW Okulo> pvdk: HAVE YOU FIXED THE LAUNCHER YET? Okulo> FIX THE LAUNCHER pvdk> I CANT GET CMAKE TO FIND OPENAL Okulo> FEEKS TEH LUNCHER serpentine> HEY HEY THE LAUNCHER THERE'S A BUG pvdk> AND I NEED IT TO BE ABLE TO COMPILE THE FUCKING COMPONENTS WHICH THE LAUNCHER ONLY NEEDS FOR ESM READING AND CONFIG FILES Okulo> OMG WTF WHY DOOS IT DEFOLT BAK 2 TEH RENDERAR Okulo> PVDK IS TEH SHITY PRGRAMAR =( =( =( =( artorius> LOL