IRC quotes

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corristo> Norwegian c++ it's kind of Norwegian black metal?

Sir_Herrbatka> tricking chris into sound development is the task for the eldertroll ;-)
>  Sir_Herrbatka strokes KittyCat 
>  KittyCat is Chris
>  Sir_Herrbatka stopes stroking KittyCat

BrotherBrick> coder is someone who cannot spell programmer

scrawl> mygui is the only lib that changes 1/2 of all the functions in a minor release

werdanith> someone forked OpenMW and fixed a bug
werdanith> and I have no idea who he is :P

werdanith> Kromgart will fix all our bugs it seems
werdanith> and never say a word on irc or the forum :P

pvdk> aww man i'm not in there # about this page

d3str0y> I have a high level of neanderthal dna

pvdk> "Gill sexually abused his own children, had incestuous relationship with his sister and performed sexual acts on his dog"
@Sir_Herrbatka> I will never look at the font the same way

pvdk> i commented out all the mygui.corefont stuff in the mygui xmls, except for the core.skin, and now mygui crashes :(
@Sir_Herrbatka> pure some russian vodka on it
@Sir_Herrbatka> should help
pvdk> hehe tried that, log file said: "DA DA SPASIBA! VVVOOODKAAAA!"
pvdk> and then it crashes
pvdk> now it won't wake up

Okulo> And then we take all black people and sell them to rich Americans.

Okulo> Haha, you're an American?
BrotherBrick> trying not to be, but yes ;)

pvdk> but go ahead and do it, Dijkstra spinning in his grave could prove a nice energy source for us here in Holland

Greendogo> necromantic computer hackers are infecting everyone's computers with visual virus infections causing anyone that looks at their screens to have a convulsive seizure, dying and rising back from the dead
Sir_Herrbatka> yes, it's called windows :]

werdanith> the more time that goes by
werdanith> the less imagination you need to play OpenMW ;)

AlienCat> I know a girl who... nvm
swick> 0.0
AlienCat> speaking of everything sucks

Sir_Herrbatka> i'm back
werdanith> I'm front
artorius> who's in the middle?

corristo> yo dawg we heard u like to define while define so we put some windows defines in your defines
corristo> so you can ifdef while u ifdef

werdanith> ohh, I know what you should do
werdanith> write a gallium3d direct3d driver
werdanith> and load it into mesa
werdanith> and then you'll get the DirectX option on linux :P
werdanith> piece of cake

corristo> enlarge your OpenMW!

pvdk> i don't really care what people run, as long as they don't complain about bugs in software I wrote on their systems
Okulo> speaking of bugs in software you wrote... ಠ_ಠ
pvdk> yes, bugs in my software?
Okulo> Launcher!
pvdk> yeah I KNOW
Okulo> HAVE YOU FIXED THE LAUNCHER YET?
Okulo> FIX THE LAUNCHER
pvdk> I CANT GET CMAKE TO FIND OPENAL
Okulo> FEEKS TEH LUNCHER
serpentine> HEY HEY THE LAUNCHER THERE'S A BUG
pvdk> AND I NEED IT TO BE ABLE TO COMPILE THE FUCKING COMPONENTS WHICH THE LAUNCHER ONLY NEEDS FOR ESM READING AND CONFIG FILES
Okulo> OMG WTF WHY DOOS IT DEFOLT BAK 2 TEH RENDERAR
Okulo> PVDK IS TEH SHITY PRGRAMAR =( =( =( =(
artorius> LOL

serpentine> Well, you see - women like a guy who is good with his hands, able to make what he needs and sustain himself. To live in the wilderness of unaware lunix dwellers and macophiles; the swagger of the gentleman and the framework of the caveman.
serpentine> A bit like lions really, they, too have what could be seen as unix-beards

scrawl> openmw just got to a whole new level
scrawl> because you can now steal fargoth's ring !!!!

K1ll> I'M RUNNING FREE(WIND)
BrotherBrick> sounds like the toilet after a night of curry

jvoisin> Rule 1: You are playing The Game.
jvoisin> You, along with everyone else in the world, always is always has been,
jvoisin> and always will be playing The Game. Neither awareness nor consent is required to play.
jvoisin> Rule 2: Every time you think about The Game, you lose.
jvoisin> Loss is temporary; as soon as you forget about The Game you stop losing.
jvoisin> The objective of The Game is to forget that it exists. Good luck.
jvoisin> Rule 3: Loss of The Game must be announced.
jvoisin> Every time you think about The Game, and hence lose, you must say so.             
jvoisin> This is the only rule that can be broken, but do you really need to cheat..?

BrotherBrick> works for me
BrotherBrick> works in chrome and ff
StraToN> i think it may even work on ie

Sarutobi> the second player should be able to play Jiub

KittyCat> NPCs will happily walk through walls when the animation moves them through it                                                                                                                   
sakuramboo> just like real life

<Eppy_> Because I'm really looking forward to a version of MW that runs faster, doesn't crash after a few straight hours of gameplay, etc. ;p
<wry> I think a version of Morrowind that doesn't crash would ruin my immersion..